Today, I wanted to share with you some of the fascinating pieces from the old destruction company mailbag.
Here's one from a "friend" named Brian Moody who says
"Hello! I am tired this afternoon. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at i@ only. I will reply with my pic."
Now come on, if the expensive bot that sends these bollocks mails wanted to use broken english and be a nice girl who wants to chat, couldn't they at least create a good Russian name like Svetlana, Ekaterina, or that hot brunette one from T.A.T.U.
Yeah some dude named Brian is really going to get me to email him when he informs me about hit niceness/hotness as a either a crossdresser or post op.
Now switching over to my myspace, I've gotten of messages from peeps and a LOT feedback.
I got this from a guy named "Will," as seen here
(I like how it not only looks like he listens to Jethro Tull, but has spent far too many weekends playing Robotron 2084.)
"hey i know this is random and all but i just had to tell everyone on my friends list about this new iphone survey i saw. check out this profile and and fill out this like 10 second survey and you can get a new iphone click here if you wanna check it out."
Thanks "Will", that's so faburific. But, it woulda been better if you had told me how you got that sweet sword.
This one's from one of our foreign readers Khorshed Upchurch
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Thank you modern world for creating a job especially for foreign methheads.
This one came from "Fallon." I officially love any broad named after a Dynasty character.
Hey there Im Fallon and I decided to message you because your profile caught my eye as someone I would like to get to know better!! I recently signed up on a new and far more provocative dating site - all you need to sign up and find me is an email to join! You can find my profile at
http://)I am under the name of sexyfallonwantstoplay. I try to stay away from using myspace because it is very restrictive and too much spam. Thanks"!
Too much spam? Myspace? No. Can't be. I like how according to spammers every broad in myspace world officially looks like this...
Yay! no get bigger penis/get girlfriend here messages this week. I guess they finally got those dirty secret paparazzi pics of me and Ashlee Simpson.
The last email is from my main man Yihang Hellender. Which is a fantastic name, I always compliment him on it when we hang out at the Beauty Bar.
Anyway, he says.
"Hello my friend! I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http:/.hk) are bad. Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong... My dog and I are still alive :)
No need for jokes on that one folks.
I was going to address that new Interpol album, but frankly it kind of confuses me, and I'm not sure whether I want to blast it or just call it ho-hum. But, I'll let you know.
I recommend: Aw shit it's the new Curb Your Enthusiasm style program starring Corey and Corey.(it's actually imaginatively called "The Two Coreys.") And they're talking about Lost Boys 2.
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In the I'm listening section- sorry only sports talk today, while doing thangs.
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Actually fuck that PSYCH SEASON 2-Today.
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