Wednesday, June 28, 2006

What A Sell Out

I actually find myself liking Belle and Sebastian. Well moments. My two-disc compilation should cover it. Still I'm a sell out for liking it, I know.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Cinema Frenzy!

Streets Like A Jungle, So Call The Police.
Its Cinema Frenzy Day. I figured it was time to see some glory in both foreign and trash formats. Ms. 45. SCTV(the one where Dave Thomas does Richard Harris singing Macarthur Park 60's style.) and also got some crazed Herzog action, as if Abel Ferarra isn't fucked enough. However what I am most intrigued to see in the next few days, is Psych Out with Jack Nicholson and Max Julien(aka Goldie from the Mack). Oh and Al from Quantum Leap plays a hippie as well. And its all soundtracked by Strawberry Alarm Clock, well at least that one song they played every time on that Groovin compilation commercial on TV.
So they are making The Persuaders with my main man Steve Coogan.(of Tristam Shandy or for tha rockers 24 hr party people.) He's playing Roger Moore's Lord Sinclair, which is only funny because Rob Brydon kept making that joke in Tristam Shandy about Coogan ripping off Roger Moore's acting style. That is ok.
However it really is all doom and gloom ladies and gents, because BEN STILLER is playing Danny Wilde aka Tony Curtis.
What? That is stupider than Britney's interview. Stiller now officially gets off the pass list he got for Zoolander.
Actually scratch that. When he did that the Grungies sketch with Odenkirk and Andy Dick, I think that has earned him an eternal pass. So forget it, the movie will still be crap.
Me the Paris Hilton fan, hates the new song by the way. Its not a 1/16th as good as the Mu song about her.
Futureheads played ok, sonic youth ok. Sonic Youth was the classic case of just being too old. They just don't hunger for carnage or fame as much, anymore. They are just comfortable, and their peeps will support them no matter. Credit them on this, but it makes for less than exciting listening sometimes. Their heyday was like 15 years ago at least, so I guess they played like their age.
And if we are talking 80's NY bands, its Pussy Galore all the way.(Download the records ok, u can't really buy them as often anymore.)
Futureheads need more players and more toughness. They need more sneer less pop. That and Gang Of Four's Andy Gill producing or on guitar.
Yes I really spent 50 bucks on an album. Its a new high. But it was the Ultimate Collection of Yellow Magic Orchestra. Double Disc from Japan. As hard as it is finding Pussy Galore albums, its even worse trying to find YMO. They're the Japanese Kraftwerk, by the way. Their tunes are genius, it was worth it. Now if anyone sees a copy of Plastics-Welcome Back, let me know.


No more blogging tonight, must write more Flash Carnage, it is more important u know.

Rebelde update: Uh I keep missing it, due to soccer moving it to weird times. But, not much seems to be happening from what I heard in passing.

The Flash recommends: Betting on the Argentines in the World Cup.

Clerks II about a month, I think.


Stereolab is good for composing, so I had old school ones and new ones, to keep the calmness high. So that's what I listened too.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

U Can Never Look Away From Trainwrecks.

I'm the one that switched up the drum, I'm bossy. Kelis

I told Beath I would discuss the Britney interview, which I flipped to during the Mavs.
A year or more for another album? I can't wait till her version of History Vol 1 comes out because Britney is THE NEW MICHAEL JACKSON. Not the good Michael Jackson. Post Bad era. Actually the way she looks, lets say Post Dangerous era. She's endangered kids, just like Jacko, too.(Ok not quite in the same way)
She hates Madonna now. So much for the Like A Prayer style comeback.(Not to say that era of Madonna didn't suck. See Theorem of Madonna for more on that.)
She's a housewife and cleans. Like Mark Summers after Double Dare, all she does is clean.
She wants the paparazzi, to LEAVE HER ALONE. I can't wait for the video where she rides in a theme park rocket past pictures of Liz Taylor and the Elephant Man. She might as well remake that too, after butchering Bobby Brown and Joan Jett. Speaking of Bobby, she makes Whitney look like Alessandra Ambrosio now, by the way.
Here's the deal if u have kids, u can't be a fantasy because you are now SOMEBODY'S MOM. Gone are any possible runaway rampages of sex and debauchery, because your kids need cookies and juice. Or help tying their shoes. Unlike Trick Daddy I don't love tha kidz. I mean it kinda ruined Shannon Sossamon, for me. That whole kids thing. I liked it better when she was in 40 days and 40 nights. Arty and dark and HOT. It was all good fucking times, but then came the kids. And the glory just faded.
Well that's a half truth. Just as Shannon is hot again, going against the Britney interview and the game, was Nelly Furtado on Fox. Uh she's had kids and is a pop star. And oh yeah, she's CRAZY hot again. Like I'm Like A Fuckin Bird Hot again.(Just Dirtier.) I want her on my team and so does everybody else. She even came back from that total crap 2nd album. How is it possible Britney is in this state, when her expats Xtina is fucking hot again and no longer crazy? Mandy is successful as an actress(lets not mention the past 3 records.) And Jessica is bigger than all of them.(In career and boobs of course. Despite Xtina's boob job making it close.) I can't believe that the broad who did two excellent sexual videos(baby one more time, and I'm a slave) is now officially the younger blonder Michael Jackson. Timberlake is officially the smartest man in America for leaving that sinking ship. Official Boos and catcalls earned.
Now some might say, weren't u supposed to smashing stuff up on this blog? Why talk about a pop star? 1.Cuz its crazy how she was so famous and now she's Stacey Q, Lola Heatherton and Jacko all combined. 2. Because I can. 3. I'm being rock and roll later on by seeing Front Line Assembly.(In all their industrial glory) So Fuck It.

The Flash recommends: Not watching the Youtube version of this interview. It will depress u.(Especially u Beath)

Rebelde update: RBD is still on tour in the US, so I guess u could go see them at an arena, since they are off tv still.(And the show is off in Mexico.)

Clerks II countdown: Its gotta be what 3 weeks or so.

Feel free and join me for why Marvel's Civil War is cool but also has the 2nd STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD THIS WEEK. And how Echo and The Bunnymen sound playing My Rescue Live. Oh yeah and the SOV.

The First Entry

Yes I will do a real blog tomorrow. After soccer, and Pho. But thanks for joining me here on the new shit.