I'm the one that switched up the drum, I'm bossy. Kelis
I told Beath I would discuss the Britney interview, which I flipped to during the Mavs.
A year or more for another album? I can't wait till her version of History Vol 1 comes out because Britney is THE NEW MICHAEL JACKSON. Not the good Michael Jackson. Post Bad era. Actually the way she looks, lets say Post Dangerous era. She's endangered kids, just like Jacko, too.(Ok not quite in the same way)
She hates Madonna now. So much for the Like A Prayer style comeback.(Not to say that era of Madonna didn't suck. See Theorem of Madonna for more on that.)
She's a housewife and cleans. Like Mark Summers after Double Dare, all she does is clean.
She wants the paparazzi, to LEAVE HER ALONE. I can't wait for the video where she rides in a theme park rocket past pictures of Liz Taylor and the Elephant Man. She might as well remake that too, after butchering Bobby Brown and Joan Jett. Speaking of Bobby, she makes Whitney look like Alessandra Ambrosio now, by the way.
Here's the deal if u have kids, u can't be a fantasy because you are now SOMEBODY'S MOM. Gone are any possible runaway rampages of sex and debauchery, because your kids need cookies and juice. Or help tying their shoes. Unlike Trick Daddy I don't love tha kidz. I mean it kinda ruined Shannon Sossamon, for me. That whole kids thing. I liked it better when she was in 40 days and 40 nights. Arty and dark and HOT. It was all good fucking times, but then came the kids. And the glory just faded.
Well that's a half truth. Just as Shannon is hot again, going against the Britney interview and the game, was Nelly Furtado on Fox. Uh she's had kids and is a pop star. And oh yeah, she's CRAZY hot again. Like I'm Like A Fuckin Bird Hot again.(Just Dirtier.) I want her on my team and so does everybody else. She even came back from that total crap 2nd album. How is it possible Britney is in this state, when her expats Xtina is fucking hot again and no longer crazy? Mandy is successful as an actress(lets not mention the past 3 records.) And Jessica is bigger than all of them.(In career and boobs of course. Despite Xtina's boob job making it close.) I can't believe that the broad who did two excellent sexual videos(baby one more time, and I'm a slave) is now officially the younger blonder Michael Jackson. Timberlake is officially the smartest man in America for leaving that sinking ship. Official Boos and catcalls earned.
Now some might say, weren't u supposed to smashing stuff up on this blog? Why talk about a pop star? 1.Cuz its crazy how she was so famous and now she's Stacey Q, Lola Heatherton and Jacko all combined. 2. Because I can. 3. I'm being rock and roll later on by seeing Front Line Assembly.(In all their industrial glory) So Fuck It.
The Flash recommends: Not watching the Youtube version of this interview. It will depress u.(Especially u Beath)
Rebelde update: RBD is still on tour in the US, so I guess u could go see them at an arena, since they are off tv still.(And the show is off in Mexico.)
Clerks II countdown: Its gotta be what 3 weeks or so.
Feel free and join me for why Marvel's Civil War is cool but also has the 2nd STUPIDEST THING IVE HEARD THIS WEEK. And how Echo and The Bunnymen sound playing My Rescue Live. Oh yeah and the SOV.
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The Britney interview was pretty funny. Her boobs really stole the show.
For 7 years I have hated Britney Spears and everything she stands for, and I stand by that. I do feel, however, that she's been unfairly scrutinized as a mother. Yes, driving with your kid in your lap is NO. But the kid falling out of a high chair and the thing where she tripped and almost dropped him, that shit just happens. The other day I was changing a kid and when I was taking him off the changing table I backed up and slipped on a toy, and fell on my ass so hard. I managed to hold up the kid and keep him safe from injury, but point is that shit happens every day, and every mom knows that.
Just sayin.
Steve wants to grill weekend after next.
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