The Partly Cloudy OC Live Rant

And another week of the Live OC rant. I must burn CD's as we go along so I can write with power later on and since the show may be cancelled soon, I'm trying to show support.
Also, instead of the ad breaks i will shuffle my itunes and see what comes up because musical interludes are awesome.
Ryan dreams in 80's technicolor of Taylor Townsend dancing like husband beater Tawny Kitaen.
Aw, Summer's been suspended for a YEAR. Ouch, is that worse than losing than her rack? No it's not, I'm sorry to answer a man there, but it's true.
Ad break 1: Jocko Homo by Devo.(Wow this idea is better than the show. Are we not men?)
And we come back to a depressing montage that usually signals the end of an episode. But it's broken up by Che in his beautificent trustifarian madness. And Summer is MAD.
And another Taylor Townsend dream, this one is much more Cool Hand Luke.
Kirsten catches her kinda son in mid hard on, but luckily he's fully clothed. And she's trying to fill in as Seth, by listening and gasp! talking to him.
Kirsten is indeed right, Taylor IS cute. I'd pay to read a Anais Nin dirty version of Felicity, but only if 1995 guest starring on
DIRTY Innuendo only cuz Does Caitlyn even go to school? We never see her there. Oh wait now it's...

Harbor the Next Generation.
Perhaps they can use "Always up to no good" by Phantom Planet for the new show as a theme instead of California. And there's an asian girl, finally a non restaurant working or slutty asian on the OC.
Ryan and Taylor WILL DATE... later tonight.
Seth is in Rhode Island. Did Seth say he bought meth, brilliant, that explains Summer losing her rack.
Ryan and Taylor are having their date in the comic store(since she's filling in for Seth's shifts) and it is kinda cute.
I have to admit I haven't seen this anime they are watching, it certainly seems like a less spirited Bobobo.(Yes,I know only like one person is getting that joke.)
So Summer is in Cali, Seth is in RI, didn't they do this one before? But she told Seth the truth already, mad props on that one.

Ad break two: Double Feature by Camera Obscura. What a depressing tune, for an absurd episode.
Sandy is auditioning to be "substitute Seth" and he explains his son's whole character in one phrase which was funny I have to admit.
Seth Wants Revenge(and so does Interpol for being pilfered by those fuckers) will he go all "Ryan Atwood or Julie Cooper" as he said. It looks like no.
I like how nice Summer is to Julie considering that broad STOLE HER DADS HOUSE.(And ran him off the show which is worse.)
Caitlyn could give a fuck about the Super Sweer Sixteen moment, because she's holding her her party with mad mad booze and drugs.
Julie is hit on by that old dude who is the silent partner in her biz, he won't take no for an answer. But he has called some single men,
Is there really a biography of Fukusaku? That would be cool. Taylor is dissed by Ryan, and now she's making him jealous with Seth-Lite.
Che is in Cali to win forgiveness, but Seth is on his way back.
Does anyone know if Alex survived her trip into Brazil? Just curious, to see if anyone actually saw Turistas.

Ad Break number 3: All U Need Is Blood by Test Icicles.(Wow I miss them, what a fucking waste.)

Sandy and Kirsten are forced to endure Julie and old man Bullet at their annversary thing. And now they are horrified.

AND TWO Threesome jokes in 5 minutes. One from the fifteen year old. OUCH.

It's Summer's house? She thinks? Does she even know that Julie STOLE that shit?

OK Taylor looks BOMBNESS as rollerskater, but why does it always have to be with old 80's tunes. Oh that's right they had Ryan rep Journey in the first season. Fine continuity there.

Hey Dirty Pretty Things are the latest good British band to have a song on The OC.

Of course the Asian girl was back doing dirty shit, I take back my earlier comment.

Is that Jenna Von Oy aka Six from Blossom's sister playing Caitlyn's other friend? She looks just like her.

It's true if u are 15 and passing on Caitlyn u ARE gay.

Enough questions/statements back to the recap
Wow Caitlyn's man came out of the closet and then he's fucking Taylor's Seth Lite. that's quick turnaround. So anyway, Taylor wants Ryan to be jealous, by offering a beat takeshi action figure to the guy. Can the Takeshi-san figure do his patented stare into space/twitching thing he does so well?(Actually Takeshi IS a genius, I take that back)

Ad Break 4: First Time by Junior Boys
Seth is all violent pushing Che and tha still hand cuffed Summer into a pool, not that anyone cares in warm winter Cali.
And Caitlyn is the partier with a heart. Psych. After that harsh cell phone bit of hers she has officially carried the episode."Hello 911 I'd like to report a totally lame party." That was funny.
Winchester =Che. He's rich, how surprising. At least he has a butler like Alfred from Batman. And now he's written off into the Oliver/Alex sunset of no return.
Ryan and Taylor reunited, in a cute/out of character way. And since her character "wants to use bodies like a jungle gym," Taylor Townsend is hot.
And Julie's old man is sorry/abrasive and it's kinda funny. They got rid of Caleb for this fucking guy?
So Kirsten and Sandy will be renewing their vows.
Even at her own party Caitlyn is still alone, that is actually a rare moment of poignant sadness in this season.
Taylor and Ryan are happy and making out in the episode
Julie seems to be running an escort service on accident, or at least that is what is implied.
So Seth is staying for Summer, which is good cuz we can get rid of all that globe trotting garbage. BUT it means we won't be getting Anna for awhile.
How is Summer dumb again? Missing Seth's jokes and stuff, I thought she was smart now.

Last break before next weeks preview: Love me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign

Its a bizarro verse OC in the Christmakah? It sounds fun, but anyone else think the show REALLY has gotten aimless?
In fact that is the verdict, AIMLESS. I'm cool with the only comedic OC, and it is fun to watch at moments, but this non drama/non storyline policy is REALLY hurting the show.