The non tape delayed OC rant.

Since I'm watching on non tape delay, here is the non delay OC report. Taylor digs Ryan she's helping him with sleep disorder. Is Is it Marissa or is it the cage fighting? Boo, I was hoping Taylor was going to be waiting for Ryan in the pool house in absurd soap opera style lingerie. Sandy is playing gold with some dude I swear I saw on Perry Mason this after.(Yes the old ones, not tha revival TV films.) Summer has robbed rabbits with Che, will she be expelled? The answer will probably be no, but Che has rated her out.
Caitlyn does look hot in this episode, it's a shame they haven't brought Chris Brown(the singer) on to give her someone her age to act against/seduce.(I'm starting the online petition that's anti-Luke's brothers.) Because all the Caitlyn hitting on old dudes is just gross. But u know what's scary, Kirsten really does have a better body than all of her younger compatriots. They should let her sex it up instead of the youthful Caitlyn or also aging/good looking Julie.(who's doing young dudes the whole time, which isn't gross. See just when u thought I was going to play the old man/young woman being the only way it's ok card. Sandy is hosting benefits now? OK...missed that episode. Seth can't call Summer. Yet another way for Rachel Bilson to go off and film movies. Taylor is hurt by Ryan despite looking good, BUT a little Taylor totally goes a long way. TOO MUCH Taylor Townsend nowadays. Oh wait they kissed again, does Ryan like her? PLEASE tell me no, so we can END that storyline. Julie/Caitlyn happy in mother/daughter bliss, Ryan can sleep again after Taylor's kiss and chinese tea. Note:(literal usage not sometype of slang for poon there. The dating business is saved by Caitlyn talking mad shit to the old dude, who joins up with our sexy older dating hostesses.
So in the end it's a fun OC, just like last weeks, and probably next weeks. Which is fine, but didn't this show USED to have storylines. I thought humor was Seth,Sandy,
Man they never shoulda killer Johnny or maybe even Luke, he might be alright on there. Ok here's a different answer on how the show maybe could get better, one simple answer.(no it's not Anna, because she is always an answer.) Hailey. Bring Hailey back. She is ABSURDLY sexy. Wild, Interesting. She would be a good change of pace, since they've gotten rid of every character that is worth a damn on the show. And besides they cancelled Reunion so she may be available.