Thursday, November 02, 2006

Make way for the O-C

Alright everyone knows it's my favorite time of the Season. It's OC TIME! YES! Now I didn't do that cheap Online shit, I waited till the actual airing. So now I comment. I won't bow to myspace getting more of my time, let alone Rupert Fucking Murdoch.
First things first, 7 words.
Taylor Townsend is an official cast member. Yes! That rules. She's hot and definitely has her moments. But wait, allow me to play my bitterness card. Samaire Armstrong aka Anna NEVER got on the main credits, even in her hey day.(Season 1.) To quote the Boondocks That's some bullshit. Autumn Reeser aka Taylor Townsend gets full cred? Samaire only got Guest Star credit.(Or gasp! Special Guest Star credit.) I'm sorry my bias as an Anna fan, scratch that the Original Anna fan, takes over sometimes. Taylor Townsend does rule. U know I love her, she carried Season 2, sometimes
Lets get to the main event.
It took balls for them to kill Mischa Barton and even though I wanted them to do it, they may really have fucked the show in the process. I don't know if the all doom and gloom edition of the OC is that great. Ryan as cage fighter? Ok, sure. I guess they couldn't do the 85th drug/depression story, so why not just have him fight MMA. Seth is humorous. Where was that powerful Sandy character we all know and love? He seemed a dash too meek, in this one. It's weird I thought he would do his patented get in the car Ryan, or we're not a family without u? But the comic thing, was a mite strange, only because it was a family attempt to reach him, instead of just a Seth/out of the ordinary thing. Caitlyn Cooper will be a gold mine for the OC, sheerly because the casting agents just KNOW she will grow from awkward phase to crazy hot one of these days. That's what they did with Mischa, and it will probably work again.
Lets discuss the person that I thought would have to carry the show now and that is Rachel Bilson aka Summer. We all know that I dissed out on her all the time, and have since repented for my terrible ways by forming a mini Rachel Bilson cheer squad. Did anyone notice that she seems to have lost weight? Am I wrong on this? Is it that she is just older now? 1.Her face seems way thinner and that is how I noticed. Her face fits those anime/doe eyes of her name and she looks better. But, her body is tiny? What happen to the boobs? What happened to the hips? And why is she starting look lik
Wasn't that the point of having an Anna/Summer contrast? One is buxom and can fill out a Wonder Woman costume, the other one is pixieish/petite. I'm curious to hear what my lovely female readers have to say, because I kinda miss the curvier Summer.(I am a guy, even though I'm typically the fan of an Anna type.) Anyway, I liked what they did with her at the end, it made up for the strange way they had her act. She was good as usual though.
I can't figure out if I liked the episode or not. I enjoyed seeing characters I like, but was it what I wanted? Yes, no, who knows? Maybe they'll just go with the big Roseanne, it was all a dream season, and end the show with Mischa being alive, and all being well.

Hey wait a minute, Dr. Roberts isn't even a official cast member, i checked the credits again. Hasn't he earned his spot?

In other news

hey Lady SOV is on Letterman, wow it really is over. First ChChing isn't on the new album, now she's performing like she's on downers. And lest we not forget being number 1 on TRL. Not Rap City, but TRL. Ouch. And now I'm done playing my elitist card for today.

I saw Renaissance today and it was interested. Les Bleus certainly make interesting cinema. It was totally style over substance. But it was really fun to watch, kinda like Night Watch that Russian vampire flick. It fits right in with tha French tradition of animation like Fantastic Planet and anything drawn by Moebius, so it's worth seeing on TV/downloading/renting/owning.

Borat tomorrow. I was sick to death of all that shit, but at least it's been two years since I've seen Ali G and all that stuff. So it's not so over, and it should be funny again.

In the soccer report,
AC Milan won. Celtic got bombed. Arsenal pissed it away. Didier Drogba kills Barca even more than Messi kills Chelsea.

Rebelde update:
I'll keep it short. Gaston DIED on the show this week leaving Lujan guardianless. Que Lastima.

The Flash recommends:
Mew-And The Glass handed Kites. Yeah it's pretentious. But it also sounds like fucking Slowdive. Beautiful pop tunes, but it's also complex. Soaring guitars, layered atmosphere, high blended vocals, sounds like a shoe gaze record. Special is definitely one of the best songs of the year. Oh yeah, and one of the best crap album covers of all times.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay. where to begin?
first of all, lady sovereign was on letterman? dammit. i was asleep at like 10.30 [looong week. shut up].

i didn't even know it was on last night, but by some stroke of dumb luck i turned it on 3 minutes into the show. whew. the beginning made me feel like i was watching some cheesy teenybopper crap, but by the end i was hooked back into teenyboppercrapmode. nice job fox.

i MISSED the end of last season, so although i know mischa died, i do not know details. i am going to need a full update in the form of a report in 10pt type, minion pro font, minimum 653 words. thanks.

summer: i liked the twist at the end. i did notice she looked a little gaunt. it makes her look OLD. i don't particularly like that she's a tree.hugger now. although it does add things for her to nitpick about..
seth: he played role of sandy.cohen--ISH. since apparently sandy had his bobbles snipped, seth kind of stepped up to the plate.
caitlyn: bugs the crap out of me, but could they have cast anyone better? she seriously looks like a mix of julie and marissa. she's the new marissa. those luke twins need to leave.
ryan: badboys, badboys. whatcha gonna dooo.. he's at it again. expect a theresa cameo now that he's getting all chino.ish again.

what's with that weird dude marissa hung out with at the end of last season? the preview showed him, i guess in mexico, since ryan is going that way.. WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END OF LAST SEASON? i assume ratty.boy had something to do with marissa's death?

what's in the red folder.........tune in next week to find out...

Anonymous said...

PS: clever blog title--

Anonymous said...

and OH btw...i saw mew this past monday. they killed it. they opened for two other bands that paled in comparison. black lips, who? tilly and the wall, who?-->although the latter was kinda nice.

Icomf said...

SOV played like shit on Letterman, she seemed so bored. It's almost like she expects people to give her props cuz she's white.
Theresa isn't coming back, they kinda eliminated the reason for her. BUT THERE IS ALWAYS A NEED FOR ANNA. Actually, I was going to say they should bring Sadie back.
I don't know the way they have Caitlyn's character is that great, but she is getting it done.(I've always thought she looked just like Julie.)
Luke's twin brothers, couldn't they have just added brand new Newport peeps, not miraculously for OC the Next Generation.(which only works in Degrassi and Star Trek.)
And we already know what's in the red folder, pics and the location of Volcheck
Summer's face actually looks better thin, just not her body.
wow u saw mew, that's cool, i woulda like to check them out

Anonymous said...

MAN! Your header was all hard and badass, then: OC? Wtf? C'mon son. Love you man.

Anonymous said...

okay, okay. i'm with jennaly on this one... i have no idea how marissa died last sean. and i def agree about summer being a tree hugger... it sucks. and who is this random weirdo she's hanging out with "wherever you go, there you are"?!? could you be anymore lame?? and i def love what they're doing with taylor!! i am totally interested to see where this "fake" paris trip is leading... i miss the strong sandy cohen too and i agree that seth filled in that role this time... and what's up with kirsten? they seriously need to develop her character more... i loved season 2 where she was an alchie... i want more things going on with her...

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